Theories

Dear John,

You

have recently realized that you used to be

inside your mama's tummy.

This has led you to ponder what and where you were before that.

You have decided that before you were John, before you were in mama's tummy, you were

Sydney.

Because, of course, before there was a John, there was this other baby in the family and, of course, you are the only baby your mama has, so, of course, this Sydney baby must really be you, too.

And before that?

"Mama and Daddy didn't have no John."  sad face

Sad face, indeed.

Love,
Mom